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Bethesda ruined my life

As of yesterday my life will come to a stand still as I waste it all in Fallout 4. This is a terrible time as I have actual work to do but would rather play fallout than do anything else. In my more recent years I remember staying up a while playing fallout 3. When I awoke however it had been 2 weeks I asked what had happened when my mother told me that I had been playing Fallout and my hands got so sweaty and sticky they couldn't remove the controller from my hands. I asked why they didn't help sooner and they said they tried but I wouldn't respond with more than a grunt or I would lash out with all my nerd strength. I had injured many including a my sisters boyfriend, they said that he had a bag of Doritos and as he walked by my room I burst out on all fours and tackled him beating him to an inch of his boredom that he just gave me the bag.  They said that after ruthlessly blowing up megaton I went into a comatose state, giving them an opportunity to take me to the hosp...

Two days to many

I forgot to post the other day so I will make up by recounting events of the previous night. As I posted two days ago I was going out with some of my friends. This will have been the 7th or 8th time out with them so I should be comfortable hanging around them. Well if that is what came across your mind you are sorely mistaken, for I am still as recluse as a prairie dog when a predator is by. So the night starts off with a message from a fine young woman named Alerie or Al for short. She requested that I fetch her some Wendy's to sate her hunger. I duly accept her offer and get it for her. I arrived at the hotel with the food and my enthusiasm. Another man whom I am quite well acquainted was also there, Micheal. We three get to drinking though I less so for a frightful incident that occurred all hallows eve left me unable to ingest as much as the others, my body re-adjusting to alcohol. As this is the case my inebriation is not as heavy when more people start to arrive, this leads...